Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Fishnet Reno



I want it known that I have nothing against Janet Reno.   I understand she's a tough old gal who's fighting Parkinsons.

But I am a slut when it comes to requests from one of my dozens of three loyal readers.

[update]  1.Sorry.   Forgot the "seedy casino" part.   2. More obsessive fiddling with the image.

34 comments:

The_Scum said...

That woman is one of the ugliest women I have ever had the mispleasure of seeing.

I referred to her as the original 'dog faced woman'.

Mean but my honest opinion.

FIRST!

Fishnets are a waste on her. If she has a vagina that's a waste of a vagina as well.

If only she had burned at Waco.

The_Scum said...

And strictly speaking....those look like mere stockings...not fishnets.

Black Heart Candle said...

Goodness- what a nightmare.
But you are right it does beat the other option you mentioned, Alberto 'Speedy' Gonzales- or even him in a speedo.
Some people shouldn't wear thongs or speedo's.
Then again no man should ever wear a speedo.
GROSS.

Black Heart Candle said...

She should have waxed the thighs and pubic area.

Lavi D. said...

those look like mere stockings...not fishnets.

GODDAMNIT!

What does it take to please you people?!

Instead of, "Oh my God, that's Dr. Frank-N-Furter with Janet Reno's face!" I get... critiques.

Bah!

Lavi D. said...

Oh, and by the way, Candle Person, while I was stealing images for, er, researching this particularly ridiculous post, guess what the first result was from Google's Image Search on "fishnet stockings"?

I'll save you the effort, here's the link

Black Heart Candle said...

I never said they were mine.

The_Scum said...

It appears you loyal followers are in reality 'Blogger Virtual Succubuses'...or is that 'Blogger Virtual Succubii'?

The_Scum said...

"Oh, and by the way, Candle Person, while I was stealing images for, er, researching this particularly ridiculous post, guess what the first result was from Google's Image Search on "fishnet stockings"?

I'll save you the effort, here's the link

January 29, 2008 5:20 PM"

Hmmm....does she know the Swedish Chef from the muppets too?

Mork! Mork! Mork! Mork!

Black Heart Candle said...

Who are the muppets?

Lavi D. said...

I never said they were mine.

It was wise not to own up to them.

The angle is unflattering.

(smiley face)

Black Heart Candle said...

I will post my nets under my burqa.

The_Scum said...

"The angle is unflattering. "

Same angle from the floor up would be preferred....unless it turns out to be one of those Frank N Furter deals.

Muppet:

http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Swedish_Chef

Lavi D. said...

I will post my nets under my burqa

Few things I read online cause me to Laugh Out Loud™

That was one.   Cheers!

Black Heart Candle said...

unless it turns out to be one of those Frank N Furter deals.
I save that just for the speshul people.
*eAg*

Lavi D. said...

Mork! Mork! Mork! Mork!

Mr. Scum, based on what you've posted in the past, I was thinking you were about my age (365.75DYs), but your familiarity with Sesame Street leads me to believe you might be half a generation behind me.

(And yes, I patriotically contribute your demographic data to President Bush's "Protect America From Americans Act")

Lavi D. said...

...unless it turns out to be one of those Frank N Furter deals.

LoL™ #2 for tonight.

Black Heart Candle said...

Ah- Chef Bork, The Muppet thingy (whatever a muppet is) is rather cute.

Lavi D. said...

Ok folks.

Any suggestions for tomorrow's it's-too-frickin'-cold-to-go-outside-and take-pictures-of-weird-things graphics abomination?

Black Heart Candle said...

o0o0o.. I gots that covered! ~wink~

dm said...

Georgia Peach bares all?

Cyber Celeb debuts daring "two-piece" burqa? (or a fishnet burqa)


Do tell; Nielson ratings await.

Black Heart Candle said...

Please have your ticket handy for admission and drop stub...

The_Scum said...

"The Muppet Show" wasn't Sesame Street.

My favorites were Waldorf and Statler.

I'm 46.

Black Heart Candle said...

WOW- I thought you were older- you look it.

The_Scum said...

That's the second nicest thing anyone has said to me this week.

dm said...

Lavi asks: Any suggestions for tomorrow ?

Let's get Elemental!

Waterboarding is all the rage.
Why restrict information gathering
activities to water? What of the other three basic elements?

Airboarding (aka defenestration)
Earthboarding (interment)
Fireboarding (well known)

Refer to the first chapter of Terry Pratchett's "Going Postal" for an amusing example of airboarding.

So there; we have it all:
- prehistoric physics
- current events
- literacy, and
- torture

Lavi D. said...

"The Muppet Show" wasn't Sesame Street.

I rest my case. I had pretty much stopped watching "kid" television when they were popular. Hell, I was in the Navy with very little access to television of any kind when the Muppet Show aired and I was 13 when Sesame Street hit the airwaves.

:)

Lavi D. said...

Airboarding (aka defenestration)
Earthboarding (interment)
Fireboarding (well known)


Damn, excellent suggestions!

Unfortunately, I am in the midst of preparing to leave town for a few days and then to entertain a friend from Bugtussle the starting of next week, so I'm not sure when I'll be able to bring these sadistically irreverent visions to life.

D said...

Put up a "Generic Icon" (tm) as a lead-in image, "Let's Get Elemental" as a headline, have some Earth-Wind-and -Fire music in the background, and let the free association fly.

Black Heart Candle said...

WOW..now I am really going to be bored.

Hopefully I can have another wicked dream like I had and posted on.

Have a great holiday and enjoy your company.

The_Scum said...

Okay Lavi, you have to ask yourself how much of your 'life' you are willing to sacrifice for this blog.

This is the second time your blog began 'peaking' in subject matter and participation only to have you withdraw into some crappy shell of a life type facade and leave the blog (and us home viewers) hanging.

When was the first? Just a couple months ago in November with
http://lavidavegas.blogspot.com/2007/11/honey-i-sold-kids.html

followed by

http://lavidavegas.blogspot.com/2007/11/dancing-with-starfish.html

followed by:

http://lavidavegas.blogspot.com/2007/11/look-both-ways.html

These award winning entries were stopped when you went on a combination bike mental masturbation hatred for Blockbuster and a link to another sites sleep porn.

Well here we are again. After a great start in Accident Valley (don't use the rythem method) you slacked off for weeks just to end January with two solid weeks of tremendous snark inducing blog entries that EVEN ATTRACTED AN ALLEDGED FEMALE!

And now you throw that all away for a life.

Somewhere out there a billion electrons gave up there charge in vain for you to carelessly turn your back on their sacrifices.

The_Scum said...

"Hell, I was in the Navy with very little access to television"

You were part of the Village People?

Do I get a prize if I guess which one?

vinnymoe said...

"which one?"
The gay one, silly!

vinnymoe said...

I'm on my way to Hooterville but may avoid vegasland in leu of your hooterville house guest.
Pakin my fish nets & pole.

On the road again!


Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson


Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.