Friday, February 1, 2008

Not Us


I want to make it perfectly clear that Lavi da Vegas International has nothing to do with this insignificant, impudent company calling themselves Lavi Industries.

It should be quite obvious to the casual observer, where Lavi Industries occupies their poor little selves creating products and engaging in commerce, Lavi da Vegas International is in the much more serious and productive business of inciting rednecks, lampooning defenseless former government officials and otherwise short-sheeting and indian rubbing the populace at large.

End of line.

2 comments:

The_Scum said...

They're hiring if you want to become a Clownifornian.

http://www.lavi.com/ca-109.aspx

They don't say what the positions pay though.

First!

Black Heart Candle said...

Okay!
Now that has been cleared up.

Will you offer benefits?


Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson


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That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.