Monday, January 28, 2008

Gangsta Wrap

It's just too frickin' cold to go out and try to get pictures of strange things, so I guess I'll just make some up.

All for your entertainment!


The_Scum said...

First...with absolutely nothing else to say except to ask if that's a package of super cheap female faceplant condoms?

I once went to a bachelor party where two strippers were hired as entertainment. They dyked off on each other as part of the show....but before they started licking gash they laid saran wrap over each other's slit.

It was rather surreal...and sort of expensive.

Lavi D. said...

faceplant condoms

Despite the rather astonishing images that phrase conjures...

...the package reads, Gangsta wrap, not Ho wrap.   So, I'd have to say... no.

You sir, however, have been to much more adventurous bachelor parties than I.

Faceplant condoms.   Man, the internet is such a wonderful thing.

Up until now, I was going with "Osama Bendejo" as my favorite new term for '08.   But here, here now there's competition.

I guess the year is young.

dm said...

And of course, Wrap-a-ho is idiomatic slang for the Arapaho; according to wikipedia, a tribe of Native Americans historically living on the eastern plains of Colorado and Wyoming.

Lavi D. said...


Now that made me laugh out loud.

And I am racking my brain for an offering for tomorrow.

The bloggers curse...

dm said...

> racking my brain for an offering for tomorrow.

You live in the Sin City.
You ride a bike.
Certainly that's a mash-up waiting to happen.

Living in Mofn, AR you have to see the humor in things lest you fling yourself into a combine.

Black Heart Candle said...

Such gentlemen of pure refinement.

Guess I will have to find a new place to play, even though the wrap-a ho comment made me fall off my chair.

Lavi D. said...

Guess I will have to find a new place to play...

You know, a (purportedly) women poster is like a Nielsen slam-dunk, so, as an aspiring world-famous blogger, I am hesitant to see you go.

But, before you abandon us for some other god-forsaken corner of the nether-verse, what is it that drove you away?

dm said...

> gentlemen of pure refinement.

this after "faceplant condom" ??

Much more refined and John Ashcroft will be breaking down Lavi's door

Lavi D. said...

Certainly that's a mash-up waiting to happen.

Well yeah.   But as I mentioned I'm just too much of a weenie to ride in the current weather.

I saw a guy riding a bike today as I was trundling about in my warm, somewhat-weather-proofed Osama-sled and I thought, "Bastard!"

Because he made me feel weak.

Black Heart Candle said...

dm- gets the dinger!

I have been lmao on these comments.

I guess I can stay and be your Neilson slamdunk.

I love to laugh and enjoy a great read as well as having my own sarcastic/dry humor.

The_Scum said...

Saran Wrap-A-Ho Faceplant Condoms jumbo size 10 for $10 at Albertsons?

dm said...

dm- gets the dinger!

Be still my heart - a fishnet dinger...

Do you really want to see John Ashcroft and Janet Reno do the bastinado on poor Lavi? He doesn't even ride his bicycle in cool weather; how could he stand up to rubber truncheon?

Black Heart Candle said...

Can you visualize Janet Reno in latex and fishnets with a whip?
I sure can't and if I could it may just well be a nightmare!
Ashcroft may have the legs to pull it off.

Be still thou heart. *cracks whip*

Lavi D. said...

Can you visualize Janet Reno in latex and fishnets with a whip?

I can't either, but I have to say it would probably be less traumatic than Alberto "Speedy" Gonzales in a thong and a wrestler's mask.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.