Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Furthermore



We have countries ruled by a 7th century religion in charge of 21st century weapons.

That should be enough to get anyone to trade their ATV for a bicycle.

14 comments:

The_Scum said...

You know, FIRST I've got to agree with your last two posts.

Wasting energy feeds the hate dollars. Most of the 9/11 hijackers where Saudi Arabian (now a bunch of government conspiracy posts follow).

Our governmental energy goal has never been and never will be self sufficiency. There are too many sacred cows and special interests.

No coal, no nukes, subsidize Archer Daniel Midlands to turn food into ethanol and using more enrgy than it produces to do it.

So when Al Gore jets around in his private plane to bitch about global warming, when Harry Reid blocks coal fired electrical generation (keep assuring electric cars are more expensive to operate than gasoline)and when the local Greenpeace fundraisers pull up in there H2 Hummer...think about Lavi's bike.

Lavi D. said...

You're gonna love tomorrow's post.

:)

The_Scum said...

Only if I'm FURST!

Anonymous said...

24 Jan: > gonna love tomorrow's post.

26 Jan: Tomorrow never comes

Anonymous said...

Are you saying that we have to ride a bicycle to the mosque? Won't the hajib get caught in the chain? You are no doubt an infidel or a cur. Either that or you are selling the blessed chain-guard in which case allah akbar!

-FoM (Friend of Mo)

Black Heart Candle said...

Lost in a time warp?

The_Scum said...

FoM?

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your nether region!

Anonymous said...

By the Holy Chainguard -

Never mind me, my camels, and my nethers - who is Black Heart Candle, and if there a burqa to go with those fishnet stockings?

-FoM

Black Heart Candle said...

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Lavi D. said...

Most holy chain guards will be available soon.

Burqha style chain guards would be available as well, if Allah allowed women to ride bicycles.

Lavi D. said...

24 Jan: > gonna love tomorrow's post.

26 Jan: Tomorrow never comes


Heartless bastards.

I have a disability: alcoholism & sloth.

In the event of a democratic administration, coupled with a democratic congress, I will be looking forward to the proper compensation for which my particular inability is entitled.

So there!

Black Heart Candle said...

Ah, you area slushpuppy as well.
What paticular inablity would that be?

Lavi D. said...

Ah, you area slushpuppy as well.

I slur a bit after about the seventh vodka, but never slush.

The_Scum said...

Vodka and OJ works as a cold remedy!


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