Thursday, March 13, 2008

News Bite


D said...

The furst plane was shot down by Dick Cheney as skeet shooting practice.

The_Scum said...

....and even more innocent citizens were sucked past the event horizon into the black hole of Homeland Security.

Rock Candy said... was an accident

I was doing some warm ups for tomorrow's Steak and a BJ holiday. *EG*

D said...

I thought my skeet shooting explanation was funny, but I confess I prefer Rock Candy's version.

Anonymous said...

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vinnymoe said...

Damn girl,
A golf ball through a garden hose is one thing; But a small plane out of 600 sq. mi. of air space!?!

You da Shit!!!

Rock Candy said...

I find it is the easiest way to totally incapacitate a man.

The power to leave a man gasping for air, quivering and unable to speak, and SMILING ....priceless!

D said...

Not necessarily "priceless" but sometimes pretty expensive; just ask Spitzer.

Rock Candy said...

I am not a spitzer!!!!

oh whoops, you meant that NY prostitution bad.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.