Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Regency



I think I'd like to live in this building. It was built in the late '70's and it has a Rat Pack vibe to it. The apartments are huge and the view from the upper floors is stunning.

It's located in the Las Vegas Country Club neighborhood, gated with actual guards.

It was built and sold as condos, rentals are from private parties only, so there aren't that many vacancies.

We'll see...

13 comments:

Pittui Scum said...

Furst to ask if I can come over and spit off the balcony with you?

Is it less ghetto than where you are now?

Lavi D. said...

Is it less ghetto than where you are now?

Same ghetto - cooler digs.

And the ghetto is outside a gate with actual guards instead of one that keeps getting broken by drunks running into it with their cars.

D said...

you could create a vacancy with a Ruger 270

Do your homework and you could have a corner unit

Just sayin'

Lavi D. said...

Mannlicher Carnaco, FTW!

Sniping Scum said...

Lavi Oswald?

Should our gin swilling Mayor be concerned?

D said...

Yes but...

Instead of making some ranting Kaczynski-esque political statement, you'd be doing this for specific limited reason: you want a rat-pack place to call your own.

btw, the Ruger is far better than the Mannlicher. Work it right and you might get a commercial endorsement out of the deal...

Or try a less physical approach: do the above mentioned homework and take long range telephoto photographs of the occupant(s) of your desired condo, add cross-hairs to the picture, and mail them to the current resident.
They'll move...

Lavi D. said...

They'll move...

If not, there's always the horse head.

D said...

and Lavi skillfully brings it full circle back to the Rat Pack...

Conspiracy Scum said...

"btw, the Ruger is far better than the Mannlicher."

The Warren Commision, the FBI and the US Secret Service all categorically disagree with you on this statement.

Lavi D. said...

...all categorically disagree with you on this statement.

That's funny in a very terrible way.

Lavi D. said...

Work it right and you might get a commercial endorsement out of the deal...

The two of you are pretty damn funny.

By the way, did the Beltway Sniper get an endorsement from Bushmaster?

Nerdy Scum said...

"That's funny in a very terrible way."

Scum is funny - in a very terrible way. It's a sick world and I'm a happy Scum.



"By the way, did the Beltway Sniper get an endorsement from Bushmaster?"

Bushmaster paid $500,000 to settle a lawsuit. The gun was allegedly 'stolen' from a gunstore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beltway_sniper_attacks

So no, neither Malvo nor Myhammed got an endorsement because the gun was purchased.

Typo Prone Scum said...

Whoops - gun was NOT purchased.

Muhammad is ded now anyways.


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