Showing posts with label statues. Show all posts
Showing posts with label statues. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Roman Santa



  • Roman Santa makes elves out of the tears of bad children.

  • Roman Santa's belly shakes like a bowl full of greek fire

  • Roman Santa's Naughty/Nice list is chiseled in granite

  • Roman Santa's favorite reindeer is a wolf

  • Roman Santa doesn't live at the North Pole, he winters in Sicily

  • Roman Santa delivers live, born-again lions to the homes of born-again Christians

  • Roman Santa actually doesn't give a shit if you've been naughty or nice, he just wants to know if you've paid this month's tribute
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Thursday, June 30, 2011

What's the Time




It's time to get steel!
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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Kenny



They killed him.
Posted by at 5:56 AM 1 comments
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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Conquest



"I done speared me a lizard!"
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