Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Roman Santa

  • Roman Santa makes elves out of the tears of bad children.

  • Roman Santa's belly shakes like a bowl full of greek fire

  • Roman Santa's Naughty/Nice list is chiseled in granite

  • Roman Santa's favorite reindeer is a wolf

  • Roman Santa doesn't live at the North Pole, he winters in Sicily

  • Roman Santa delivers live, born-again lions to the homes of born-again Christians

  • Roman Santa actually doesn't give a shit if you've been naughty or nice, he just wants to know if you've paid this month's tribute


XMas Shopping Scum said...

Furst to wonder what happened to the other six reinhorses?

Lavi D. said...

Roman Santa doesn't need more than two rein horses.

Roman Santa carries no sack on his back, civilian!

Roman Santa takes presents away from Chuck Norris.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.