Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Bicycle Babe



Hubba, hubba!

Just a face mask short of a burqa.

15 comments:

D said...

First, her burqa got caught in the unguarded chain. Then she fell down.

Black Heart Candle said...

wanna kiss my boo-boo??!!

The_Scum said...

Looks sort of like an ex Mother in Law.

I wouldn't hit it.

Lavi D. said...

wanna kiss my boo-boo??!!

As a member of the legal profession yourself, you'll appreciate my insistence upon examining the aforementioned "boo-boo" (hereinafter referred to as BB) before deciding whether or not to "kiss it*".

After examination of said BB, I will decide whether or not to "kiss it" based upon my determination of several factors, including, but not limited to:

1)That said BB does, in fact, deserve and or, require kissing

2)That said BB does, in fact, belong to a female member of the human species

and

3)That the kissing of said BB will not result in criminal or civil action, nor shall it require the surrender on my part of any cash or other negotiable considerations.

*Please refer to Addendum C for further clarifications

The_Scum said...

Lavi,was that a fast lesson in how NOT to get laid?

D said...

We should remember that for most of Lavi's postings, "BB" actually means "Bottom Bracket" which is a bicycle component. We've read many a post about bike-porn where he heaps praise and glory on his two-wheeled companions...

Indeed; Refer to Pudendum C for further clarifications.

Lavi D. said...

Lavi,was that a fast lesson in how NOT to get laid?

Hey.   Not only is this the internet, but this is the internet in Las Vegas

Be careful out there.

Lavi D. said...

..."BB" actually means "Bottom Bracket"...

I'm all about the Bottom Bracket.

Lavi D. said...

Okay.   No one caught it, so I guess I'll have to mention it.

"Molly.   Let us have a picture of you in front of that fountain.   Yes, that tall, ribbed, spraying fountain.

"I dare say that will make a champion photograph."

Anonymous said...

No Molly; sometimes a fountain is just a fountain.

Rock Candy said...

Seems our Lavi is a bit jaded. Of course I do not blame you one bit, there are some real crazies out there!

Yes, I missed the sexual innuendo. She is fully dressed and not in the position I would normally associateassume with such a fountain.

The_Scum said...

Check BMIT's Las Vegas inventory sales comments.

Your 'stucco canyon' posts are what originally brought me here.

Inventory has dropped a little. Sales still whorrific so realtards™ must be getting hungry, pinched and generally offering themselves for molestation.

Plus some assholeplugged your website.

The_Scum said...

Whoops: link here.

http://bubbletracking.blogspot.com/

Black Heart Candle said...

Burqa and all, I still think I am sexy!
soooo pfffttttttt

Anonymous said...

being a member of medical profession I prefer been kissed by BB...


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