Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Flogging the Stats

According to a suggestion from a reader, I might be able increase traffic by capitalizing on the patronage of Candle Heart by creating an image incorporating fishnet stockings, a bullwhip and a recent screenshot of Google analytics for this page.

Uh huh.   I rose to the graphic challenge.   I leave it to the more erudite to reach a more astute conclusion.

I'm all about the traffic, yo.   Well, that and the challenge.   Yeah, that's it, life's a challenge, damnit.


Black Heart Candle said...

That Mr.Lavi D. made me LOL!

I personally do not care for the flog, I prefer the fluffy paddle.


Lavi D. said...

First it is, and duly noted.

Mr. Scum, you have been swift-posted.

vinnymoe said...

When will you learn? Your biggest response was when you talked about boobs & now half nekkid fish-net chicks! Gee, go figger.
Caught up late, please review last Mounth.
My use of a plentifull resourse should not be determined by ANY group of religious revolutionaries/malcontents/retardsor pretenders to the throne of 7th century middle east ville, bent on controlling the free flow of oil at market prices!

commin' to hooterville.

Black Heart Candle said...

Where is Hooterville?
I think I saw a casino called that when I was in Las Vegas.

The_Scum said...

This is one of the leading fishnet sites on the net:


Just so you know who your competition is.

You'll need a lot more tits, ass, trim snatch and real fishnets to drive higher traffic.

I'm looking forward to it.

Lavi D. said...

Where is Hooterville?

Hooterville is just up the road a piece from Bugtussle. Don't confuse it with Hooters™ here in Vegas.

Most of the women at Hooters™ have all of their teeth.

Lavi D. said...

You'll need a lot more tits, ass, trim snatch and real fishnets to drive higher traffic.

I'm looking forward to it.

You're going to be soooo disappointed.

I wish it could be different.

Man, I wish...

Rock Candy said...

I am willing to do my part for the cause! As a loyal reader it is my duty to utilize the gifts God bestowed upon me.

baddriver said...

if you're addicted to watching your traffic, keep in mind I read your posts through google reader (rss feed). I doubt that shows up on your analytics.

vinnymoe said...

I count 5 not including "he who may not attend driver school again"
Bet ya a dime to yer doughnut you got 5 hits on the CANDY pic. maybe even more subjects in your blogdome from guys surfing boob sights.
sad buttocks true

vinnymoe said...

Given the rains Hooterville is just a hop,skip & stumble from some green acres.

Lavi D. said...


Thanks for that info. I hadn't considered that.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.