According to a suggestion from a reader, I might be able increase traffic by capitalizing on the patronage of Candle Heart by creating an image incorporating fishnet stockings, a bullwhip and a recent screenshot of Google analytics for this page.
Uh huh. I rose to the graphic challenge. I leave it to the more erudite to reach a more astute conclusion.
I'm all about the traffic, yo. Well, that and the challenge. Yeah, that's it, life's a challenge, damnit.
12 comments:
That Mr.Lavi D. made me LOL!
I personally do not care for the flog, I prefer the fluffy paddle.
FIRST!
First it is, and duly noted.
Mr. Scum, you have been swift-posted.
When will you learn? Your biggest response was when you talked about boobs & now half nekkid fish-net chicks! Gee, go figger.
Caught up late, please review last Mounth.
My use of a plentifull resourse should not be determined by ANY group of religious revolutionaries/malcontents/retardsor pretenders to the throne of 7th century middle east ville, bent on controlling the free flow of oil at market prices!
commin' to hooterville.
Where is Hooterville?
I think I saw a casino called that when I was in Las Vegas.
This is one of the leading fishnet sites on the net:
http://zillowbook.blogspot.com/
Just so you know who your competition is.
You'll need a lot more tits, ass, trim snatch and real fishnets to drive higher traffic.
I'm looking forward to it.
Where is Hooterville?
Hooterville is just up the road a piece from Bugtussle. Don't confuse it with Hooters™ here in Vegas.
Most of the women at Hooters™ have all of their teeth.
You'll need a lot more tits, ass, trim snatch and real fishnets to drive higher traffic.
I'm looking forward to it.
You're going to be soooo disappointed.
I wish it could be different.
Man, I wish...
I am willing to do my part for the cause! As a loyal reader it is my duty to utilize the gifts God bestowed upon me.
if you're addicted to watching your traffic, keep in mind I read your posts through google reader (rss feed). I doubt that shows up on your analytics.
I count 5 not including "he who may not attend driver school again"
Bet ya a dime to yer doughnut you got 5 hits on the CANDY pic. maybe even more subjects in your blogdome from guys surfing boob sights.
sad buttocks true
Given the rains Hooterville is just a hop,skip & stumble from some green acres.
baddriver
Thanks for that info. I hadn't considered that.
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