Tuesday, April 15, 2008

DING!

You have shirts!



Yes, that's the tag.   I couldn't wait to take this shot.   I'm going to wear each and every one of them before I distribute them in order to impregnate them with my pheremones.

19 comments:

The_Scum said...

Furst!

To exclaim the wonderousness of used shirts!

Is Moob hair included?

D said...

no pockets?

Lavi D. said...

no pockets?

No Goddamned pockets.

What is it about public discourse that escapes people?

¡Ai!

Lavi D. said...

What the heck is "Moob" hair?

The_Scum said...

Moob = Man boob.

D said...

"man boob"

I could have gone all day without knowing that.
Thank you for sharing.

Rock Candy said...

well since you had to bring up the public discourse....I fail to see a tiny lavi d. blog spot tag on it......is it there and I just cannot see it?

So since I am the only chick getting one of these gems, are you not wasting your pheromones on the guys? *raises eyebrow* ...I volunteer to wear them and leave tit dents in them, if you like!

Lavi D. said...

are you not wasting your pheromones on the guys?

It's a territorial thing - you wouldn't understand.

Would you folks like to get together one of these evenings?

D said...

Would you folks like to get together one of these evenings?


sure - I'll zip right over..
from Bleakville, AR

Or you can set up a con-call and I'll dial in.

The_Scum said...

Saturday nights are my only nights available for fun...working 6-10 to 12's.

Lavi D. said...

Saturday nights are my only nights available for fun...working 6-10 to 12's.

Hm. Sun Coast or Rampart at about 10?

The lovely San Gennaro? :)

Rock Candy said...

suncoast swallowed my money without chewing the last time we met up...so I am voting for Rampart.

The_Scum said...

Not a democratic process. Rampart dueces wild video poker sucks. Suncoast, same place 10 pm.

If Lavi disagrees it's his shirts and we can figure something out.

He and Candy can do their own thing as well.

Pissed because i lost tonight at the Rocks and had to leave because company I was with was 'tired'.

Nuff said.

Lavi D. said...

Okay. Suncoast tonight at 10 for Scum.

Can you be there Rock? Or can you give your money to Scum?

Laterz

(give all your money to Scum. I think he'll like that)

Rock Candy said...

One of my only two remaining 90 year old grandpa's passed away yesterday and I got a little intoxicated with co-workers.We went to a strip joint after work....ok I was a LOT intoxicated!! Why do I cave into peer pressure and let people buy me shots?!?!?!

THEN I decided it would be a good idea to drag scummy out to the casino. I am lame and could not hang and so we left 'early'...as opposed to our normal 3-5 am leaving time....lol

He is at work today and I am sure by the time he gets home he will be over it. We will be there.

D said...

Feh -

yeah, yeah - "your shirt is in the mail"


Any other creative things you wish to say? Perhaps "whip inflation now" or the overwhelming success of the Kellog-Briand Pact.

-D

Lavi D. said...

yeah, yeah - "your shirt is in the mail"

I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

D said...

Great - so now it's a race - the mythical shirt and the farcical "economic stimulus" rebate check.

Whee!

The_Scum said...

Fuck, and the Suncoast takes more of my money.

I only wish Lavi or I had a camera to capture the black girl booty shot I was awarded. Her friend in the white 'dress' was fine and H2D.

What the hell, I got some nice pocketless shirts now.


Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson


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That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.